MoRe STRaNGe BuT TRue FaCTS

• at 1.02am & 3 seconds on may the 4th this year it will be: 01.02.03 - 04/05/06• the 6th of June this year it will be: 06/06/06
• the actor Bill Paxton has been killed on screen by an Alien, a Predator & a Terminator
• new abbreviation by GReBO : P.P.T.P.P. – Potential Place To Put Penis
• GReBoS real but strange words: veisalgia – hangover, use it as an excuse when your sick.
• grebo's great new insult : suck a turd to a point and stab yourself with it
• grebo's scary thought : you may be grossed out by thoughts of your parents fucking but imagine how grossed out they are by thought of their kids (you) fucking
• new word usage by GReBO : ZoMBIE – a very horny person, someone who craves flesh



• In the 16th century a swiss german alchemist & physician Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, better known as Paracelsus claimed to have witnessed the ultimate organic transformation: He wrote “Let the sperm of man be putrified in a gourd glass. Seal it up in horse-dung for 40 days, or so long until it begins to be alive, move and stir…. After this time it will be something like a man, yet transparent, and without a body. Now, after this, if it be everyday nourished with…. man’s blood, and for 40 weeks be kept in a constant, equal heat of horse-dung, it will become a true and living infant, having all the members of an infant born of woman.”

Had a couple of weird lady customers in the shop recently, they had their shopping with them, the contents visible through the bags. A lettuce, a packet of weight watchers ham, a can of heineken, a bottle of guiness and 20 packets of timtams! I don’t think the weight-watchers ham is gunna matter after 20 packets of a stoners favourite biscuits, tim tams.

I now know the name for something ive thought of doing for years but never actually done. Its House Humping. Its when you got to a flat/house that’s up for sale or rent and have a bit of a sly fiddle with your partner. Gunna have to put that one my “to do” list. If you wanted to be really naughty, get the key cut and sneak in at night for a fuck or 2.

I heard of a smart german guy recently who offers free tanning salon sessions as long as the person lets him record it and put it up on the net. Bloody smart idea. I think hes a genius and more people should do stuff like that.

One of my favourite films is a canadian one called “Last Night”. Its about the end of the world, they don’t say how it gunna happen just its gunna happen. Its mainly about how people deal with it and wanna spend the final moments. There is one guy in it I like the most. He decides to fuck his way through the end of the world. He tells of how he sat down and made a list of what he wanted to do or was curious about and set off to do as many as he could.
If my headache thing is bad and only gets worse, I may have to do what that guy did and fuck myself stupid before I cant. I should probably be doing it now, but without death looking over my shoulder I don’t think id be able to.