BLueBaLLS:
the medical term for blue balls is:
prostatic congestion

I DoNT HaVe eNouGH TiMe:
Sexologist Gershon Legman said there was around 14,288,400 possible sexual positions

SCaReY THiNGS
Ithyphallophobia is the fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. I only have this fear when its pointed at me and getting closer.

ReLaTioNSHiP eNHaNCeMeNT aDViSoR PRoBLeMS:
- guy complianing that $30 vibrator was "more expensive than my asian mail order bride" while she was standing next to him
- piss smelling lesbian wanted escort info for a lesbain pisser to visit her. she stank out the shop with her pissy smell. guy said he considered dirty sanchezing himself to avoid the smell
- one guy bought 17 bottle of amyl, suicide by amyl maybe
- people coming in asking for the guy who works weekdays, then look sad when i explain he only works 5 days a week. it happens every weekend.
- people asking us to pick their porn movie choice for them