B.D.O NeWBieS
On the way to work this morning and a few times when i was standing outside work i saw lots of people waiting for the tram to the big day out. Its easy to spot the newbies cos theyre way too excited and loud. About one in every 15 had on thongs. What a bunch of fucking idiots. Its broken toe/foot time!!!!

Too LoW?
i was at the espy on aust day eve, a guy on stage had the low pants look happening, but his pant were so low i could see the top of his legs on one side. His boxers where higher than the top of his pants!!

PiNK SoCK
A Pink Sock is a porno term for what happens when you pull an unlubricated object out of someones arse too quick

BDO BaBY BooM
i wonder if there is a baby boom 9 months after the big day out. not from the people there but from their parents finally getting some time alone

FReaKY
i was home alone and half asleep on the couch and rolled over to answer a text, and i swear for a second i saw a woman standing or kneeling next to me. It freaked me out!