CHoCoLaTe:
The botanical name of the chocolate plant is Theobramba Cacao, which means “food of the gods”
The spanish explorer Hernandos Cortés found aztec indians using cacao beans to prepare a drink called xocolatl, which means “warm liquid”. The aztecs believed that cacao seeds came from a white bearded god Quetzalcoatl, who brought cacao to earth from paradise.

SoN oF uRiNaL MaN?
British ploics are hunting a man who stole a urinal froma pub bathroom. The suspect walked into the Royal Oak pub in Southhampton, on the english south coast, ordered half a pint of beer and made several visits to the men’s toilet.
He carefully removed a white urinal from the wall, stuffed it into a rucksack and was captuerd in closed circuit tv walking out with the bulging rucksack on his back.

iM iN LoVe
It has been reported actress Bai Ling says she enjoys sex so much she wants to die doing it. The bisexual star, 36, claims to sleep with as many people as possible. She says “Anything you can imagine, ive done it. I love being naked and I love men and women – especially when drunk. I want to die making love. Sex is the best high. For me a one night stand and a lifetime commitment are the same.”

strange happenings
- i saw a guy spit on an atm when he saw his balance receipt
- i saw a guy with arms like tree trunks delivering weightlifting powder to a shop that sells discount vitamins, his car was full of the stuff

DReaMS
i keep having dreams that im in lord of the rings, does this mean im Tolkien in my sleep?

WHY?
Why do women in scifi always wear high heels, even when their cyborgs? Wouldnt a flat heeled shoe be easier to walk in?

HiCCuP CuRe
Runaway electrical impulses in the vagus nerve cause intractable hiccups, so Fesmire attempted to block them by stimulating the nerve. Gagging, tongue pulling, sinus massage and pressing the eyeball to stimulate the vagus all failed to stop the hiccups. Then he remembered reading about a case in which digital rectal massage – inserting a finger into a patient’s anus – had slowed a racing heartbeat, an effect similar to runaway hiccups.
“It worked, and the rest is history,” he says. He has not needed to go that far again for other patients, but Majed Odeh of Bnai Zion Medical Center in Haifa, Israel, did a few years later and wrote a paper with the same title that earned him a share of the Ig Nobel.
However, Fesmire will not be trying it again. In researching his Ig Nobel acceptance speech, he told New Scientist that he found a treatment sure to be more popular with hiccup patients. “An orgasm results in incredible stimulation of the vagus nerve. From now on, I will be recommending sex – culminating with orgasm – as the cure-all for intractable hiccups.”

BaD SeX
i have such a bad sex life when i wank my hand falls asleep

CLaSSY DeSCRiPTioN
an english mags classy description of a porn starlet
"once opened up, you could get 2 pounds of mince into that bumhole along with 2 cocks, and this bint would still be begging for more meat to be packed inside her arse"