JoB HaTe
one of the many things i hate about my job is the fact that 90% of the customers cant look me in the eye, or just try to pretend im not there, which is hard when you buying something

JoB LauGH
what makes me laugh is when a customer answers their phone and pretends to be somewhere else, i am so tempted to yell out "do you need help with the dildos sir"

JoB PiTY
sometimes i feel sad for customers, we have losers who go from shop to shop with a sports bag full of videos and swap one from here and one from there. theyve got around 20 vids in their bags too.
Fuckin losers

HiLaRiouS
"A YOUNG beggar in Dublin city centre, who refused to move on when asked by gardai, opened her blouse took out her breast and sprayed breast milk over the garda when told she was going to be arrested. "