MRS.PaLMeR oR MR.PaLMeR?
i was having a chat with a gay pal recently and asked him what the gay version of "mrs palmer and her 5 daughters" was. he said for him it was "MrPalmer and the 5 firemen" cos they gotta know how to handle a hose!

SeCReT LiFe oF FooTY PLaYeRS
During another chat with another gay pal we discussed the secret life of footy players. He reckons he gave a blowjob to a very big star (im not gunna reveal his name). I heard about one guy who had a trannie freind who would meet up with a certain footy player and theyd dress as women and pretend to be lesbains. He said he knows a few footy players with trannie girlfriends, but if you saw them you wouldnt know, theyre either post-op or almost-op.
Can you imagine if at the Bronwlow Medal Award a guy with trannie girlfriend won and his girlie got so excited that she cracked a fat!