10.5.07

WoT A LoaD oF WaNK!

go to san francisco on may 26th for the 2007 Masturbate-a-thon competitions include:
- Longest Squirt Distance -
An area of the porn palace will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins!
- Longest Time Masturbating -
How long can people masturbate? Well the current record is over 8 hours. Bend your gender expectations; that participant was 100% male. Winners will be awarded in as many gender categories as are appropriate.
- Most Orgasms -
Multiple orgasms aren't just for chicks. The Masturbate-a-thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single masturbate-a-thon event. Wow! Men, women and any other declared gender category will compete for their own multi-orgasmic titles.
- Tag Team Fun -
This is a tag team race like you have never seen. The no-touching-others rule is suspended while team tag each other for a place change in the masturbation arena.
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/index.php





Viennese Sex Hotline to Help Library

A novel idea for municipal fundraising involves an Austrian actress reading from works of erotic literature.For the benefit of lonely people who hide with old books in the rear stacks -- or anyone who likes literate smut -- Vienna City Hall now runs an "Eros-hotline" to benefit its main library.Through May callers can pay €0.39 (53 US cents) per minute to hear an actress read from classic and modern erotic literature. Anne Bennent, an Austrian stage and film star, reads passages from the library's so-called "Secreta" collection of erotic fiction from the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries.Callers will hear hot and heavy passages from German-language writers like Hans Carl Artmann, Annemarie Weber and Ferdinand Lasalle; or writers in German translation like Anaïs Nin."So far 158 people have phoned up," Vienna Library spokeswoman Suzie Wong told an Austrian news agency on Monday. "They've spent around 660 minutes on the phone."The hotline has been in operation since April 4. The idea is to raise money for an expansion and remodelling of the city's main public library.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,481710,00.html