WeiRD FaCTS

CaLeNDaR
I like desk calendars, pulling off a page everyday helps indicate the days passing by more than a monthly one on the wall, I like to look get strange ones and usually from the cheapo calendar shops that pop up around early to mid December. They reduce them to half price or less almost straight after the new year. a few years ago I got one with quotes by the comedian George Carlin, the last couple of years I got boring plain office one, but this year I got one full of poo facts.

from my 2010 desk calendar
PReSiDeNTS Poo
While (now ex-)president george w bush was on a trip to Vienna the white house flew in a special presidential crapper so that his poo could be collected and disposed of in a secure manner. Its to prevent foreign intelligence agencies from collecting information about his health. Government agencies such as the CIA or MOSSAD have used this approach to gain valuable information on the health of world leaders.