100 THiNGS aBouT Me

1. I am 7 of 9 (7th in a family of 9)
2. I decided in my 20s that I don't want to have kids
3. I spent half of my 20s unemployed, but not all at once
4. I've worked in a bunch of different porno shops in Melbourne
5. While waiting at a tram stop I gave the finger to the premier of Victoria as his chauffeur driven car went past, it was Jeff Kennet
6. In my early 20s I lived in shared houses with stoner's but never took any drugs
7. I only drink socially because I get way to emotional when I drink at home
8. I've eaten around a dozen tequila worms in my life so far. I plan to eat a few more before I die
9. Both my parents and a brother died from sudden heart attacks, it scares me, but Id rather go suddenly than slow and painfully
10. I prefer cats to dogs, I was scared of dogs as a kid, but that's mostly gone now
11. I failed year 12 twice.
12. I had really long hair for most of my 20s then I shaved it off
13. Since I shaved my head I no longer fear spiders
14. I don't like to drink hot liquids like tea, coffee, hot chocolate, soup
15. I don't like pizza and pasta
16. I like garlic but only in winter
17. I've had a hangover like headache 24/7 for over 6 years
18. I have demyelination of the white matter of my brain, the docs don't know if its what's causing the headaches
19. Probably cos I've had so many now, I find MRI's relaxing, like noisy meditation
20. I suffer from periodic depressive episodes
21. When I wash dishes it relaxes me
22. I like angry music, whether it be metal, punk, techno, classical, its gotta be full on
23. I am obsessed with all things to do with sex, sexuality, and all that stuff. It fascinates me
24. I read a book on body language while at high school, it changed my life. I still love watching peoples body language
25. My diet was really fucking boring for years, but thanks to a TV show its expanding
26. I like vegan food but love meat too much to stop eating it
27. I put tomato sauce on everything for years, but when I went overseas I became a convert to hot sauce and chillies.
28. I ate peanut butter almost every day from when I was a kid, then one day I must've hit maximum level cos I just stopped liking it. I haven't touched it since
29. I've skinny dipped twice in Australia (near apollo bay and near darwin) and walked around and swam naked numerous times at wreck beach in Vancouver
30. I lived in Ireland for almost 2 years, when I get bored I wish I was back there living day by day
31. I was bullied all the way through the 12 years of school
32. 2 of my best friends from school came out as gay after leaving school
33. I describe my sexuality as hetro-queer.
34. I love books and have 3 book cases full of them, I hope to have a 4th one soon. My dream is to live in a house with a room just for books, my private library
35. I think people who are scared of clowns should grow the fuck up
36. I was raised a catholic but now I don't care. No one knows what happens after you die, so why bother worrying about it. Live a good life, enjoy yourself and treat others as you want to be treated
37. I wear boxer shorts, have been for over 20 years
38. I'm very shy, but when I'm drunk I can hide it, sort of
39. I haven't had sex for a long time. I'm not telling how long, but it measured in years
40. I have a hairy chest and I think women who don't like men with body hair are weird and a little paedophilic
41. I've been going to nightclubs for over 20 years, I am now one of the oldies I made fun of in my 20s
42. I have 2 piercings and one tattoo
43. Sometimes I want to put on a pair of boots, grab a backpack and walk to Sydney. Its like an urge to go walkabout.
44. I've had friends who are sex workers for years, its no big deal. I feel more comfortable around them than lots of other people.
45. I am an anarchist
46. I think kilts are cool and I eventually want to get a proper one
47. I have a long tongue due to an under bite (I can explain it in person)
48. I love cunnilingus, I think I'm good at it and have gone down on more woman than I've had sex with
49. I once fucked a g/f so hard I bruised my dick, she was scared I was hurt but I thought of it as a sexual badge of honour
50. I get hayfever bad in spring but not so bad in summer
51. I wear 4 rings 99% of the time, but take off the one that has CUNT on it when I'm around nephews and nieces
52. A few years ago I had 3 friends die in the space of 6 months, 2 of them I hadn't seen for years so it felt weirdly out of wack as well as depressing
53. I have been reading the comic 2000ad for over 20 years. I love it to bits
54. I like to write, paint and draw but my constant headaches make feel like any urge for creativity has been replaced with headache pain
55. I think knives are sexy
56. I still own a tshirt I got at my 21st birthday party (gaye bykers on acid)
57. I only drink vodka, tequila and cocktails, I hate beer & wine
58. I was arrested while in Ireland due to corporate greed (ask me about it sometime)
59. I am an Australian and Irish citizen due to my granddad being from Kilkenny. I think of it as a late gift from him cos he died before I was born
60. I only wear aftershave from the body shop
61. I've never broken a bone or been stung by a bee
62. I love books full of useless information or lists of stuff
63. I love Viz comics profanisaurus, it always makes me laugh
64. I can get out of a straitjacket, I was taught how to do it by my little brother
65. I have very flexible thumbs
66. I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church, a Dudeist priest (church of the lebowski) and the unholy vessel of Legion (made up cult while working at porn shop)
67. I non-legally married 2 friends of mine at their request. It was amazing and they were too. I can not express how overjoyed I am that they asked me to do it
68. I have no problem reading gay porn in stuff like the “Best Erotica of ...” books
69. I can read gay porn and understand why its hot without it getting me aroused, but I prefer weird stuff that doesn't follow the “rules” of erotica, like Pat Califia's stuff
70. I was invited to be on panels at the Newcastle Young Writers festival twice
71. I like to read books on swearing in other languages
72. Due to working in porno shops on and off for 10 years I am a straight man with pretty good gaydar, which can be annoying when getting cruised on public transport.
73. I am obsessed with Doraemon: the cat-like robot from the 24th century of the future!
74. I like alternate history books & sci fi
75. My toe nails grow weirdly
76. I am a fan of Bill Cosby, I even have a disco album he did (Disco Bill) but I'm not a fan of The Cosby Show
77. I like women with short hair and small boobs
78. Much like my dad I can talk shit for hours
79. I hate Tin-Tin but love Asterix
80. I have osteo-arthritus in my right knee, my right knee cap is fucked
81. I used to make zines, I cant be fucked anymore
82. There is a collection in the state library zine archive that is filed under my name, mostly stuff I bought in the early to mid 90s
83. I miss being in the mosh pit at gigs, it was better than going to a gym
84. Id love to live in the middle of the city, but id also like to live out bush in a hobbit house under a hill
85. I wanted to be dancer when I was a kid, but was too scared to tell anyone. I still love dance but I hate dance competition shows, they suck
86. Me and 2 other guys ran an anarchist distro, we put out 3 cd's and sold patches and badges too, we actually made a profit
87. I don't use normal soap, I use sorbalene, its better for my skin
88. When I was a kid I was scared of foxes that I thought lived where the blankets were tucked in at the end of my bed
89. I really like living above a shop, I've done it twice and I want to do it again
90. I was punched in the face during a robbery while working in a porno shop. One of my front teeth was bent backwards. They fixed it but told me it might fall out in 10 years
91. When i was in primary school some other kids used to play kiss chasey, I was the only person outside the group who didnt get kissed when one girl was dared to 
92. I rarely get angry, I get frustrated regularly but I'm pretty good at hiding it
93. I've always had long nails for a guy, even back at school
94. I love chocolate, I eat it every day, even if its just a couple of smarties
95. I was a teen in the 80s so I've played video games since Pong came out
96. I like bacon but don't like pork
97. I am an excellent finder of stuff in opshops
98. Nightbreed is one of my all time favourite films & La Haine is one of my favourite foreign films
99. I love old black & white comedies like Abbott & Costello or The Marx Brothers
100. My best friend is a woman (no, we aren't a couple) and I don't know what id do without her influence in my life, she keeps me sane.