10 THiNGS You MaY oR May NoT KNoW aBouT Me
1 - i am the 7th kid in a family of 9 kids, which for trekkie fans makes me Seven-Of-Nine, sorry my boobs aren't big enough
2 - i decided many years ago during my teens to never have kids, i still dont want them even though my friends and family say im amazing with their kids. maybe thats because i know i can give them back when they poop
3 - i have been ordained on the internet twice, 1st time as Reverend Grebo with the universal life church, and the 2nd time more recently as a Dudeist priest with the church of the dude (big lebowski based religion)
4 - i have 2 uncles who are priests, 1 is a monk who lectures in theology and the other is a christian brother
5 - ive never taken a drug harder than grass, most of that was passive smoking by sharing a house with stoners, but the 3 times ive had cookies i chucked up. i can see why people like it but i prefer booze
6 - from many years working in porno shops i have pretty good gaydar, once you know what you are seeing your world view becomes very different
7 - ever since i was a kid i was obsessed with fortean phenomena, stuff like yeti's, rain of fish, ufo's, dinosaur sightings and alien big cats. i even know someone who's seen a big cat on his country property
8 - both my parents died of heart attacks before i was 30
9 - I've done a few minor art exhibitions with other people years ago, mostly my screen prints and paintings
10 - i drink vodka to get drunk but tequila to celebrate

RaNDoM STuFF
"When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows" : frederick ryder
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon how come there are so many books on how to do it?" : bette midler
"a woman's appetite is twice that of a man's, her sexual desire, four times, her intelligence, eight times" : sanskrit proverb
"sex is a wonderful thing between 2 people, provided that you love to be between 2 people" : amanda keller
"i am 60 years old and they say you never get too old to enjoy sex. i know because i asked my grandma whe you stop liking it and she was 80. she said 'child, you'll have to ask someone older than me'" : carol tavris

salirophilia - arousal from tasting salty bodily fluids
melissophilia - bees & bee stings
hybristophilia - a criminal as a sexual partner
endytophilia - remaining dressed while lovemaking