30.1.06

some things I hate about my work:
pocket jigglers - they walk around the porno shop with one or both hands in their pockets, jiggling. They have no idea that years in retail has given me eagle eyes for theivery and wanking. A guy was in the shop today for half an hour with his hand jiggling in his pocket, luckily I went to lunch and the other guy had to deal with it. As long as its in their pants and they're not staring at anyone, I leave them alone.
stairway starers - I work in a basement porno shop and have a view right up the stairs, and every fucking day we get dickheads who stand just outside the doorway staring down, probably trying to get a glimpse of porn or wishing they had the guts to come downstairs. When I stare back at them and they usually piss off.

confession
I am a shit person to take to a restaurant, just ask my friends
I have very strange eating habits which are to complicated to go into in this blog.
also due to a shit paying job, I hate paying $20 for a steak that is smaller than the one I have in the freezer that was cheaper

paranoid but not in a bad way
Have you ever got a vibe off someone they're trying to see what makes you tick. I've I only just noticed it but I think I've been getting this off someone (maybe more than one) lately. Just little things, its hard to describe but I feel like I'm being tested to see what I'm passionate about. I don't even know if they know if they're doing it.
I'm a pretty mellow person, from working in a porno shop, being a nerd and being treated like shite for 12 years of skool I have learnt to hide my passions/interests for fear of being ridiculed.
its all a bit weird, I'm gunna get back to this later, maybe

on a lighter note:
- Yoshiri Nakamats from Tokyo claims to have photographed and analyzed his every meal for over 34 years!
- Fatal tiger attacks in India have increased due to the popularity of baseball caps, which unlike the traditional hats, expose the neck to a chomping

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