What I did just after midnight on Jan 1st
Met up with a friend, went to a fetish club, made her bleed (consensually of course). It was fun.
CD's & DoNuTS, NiPPLeS & PeNiSeS
In a recent DVD a girl mentioned she measured her nipples by how many CD's she could fit over them, using the hole in the center. After drunken discussions with a female friend (nipple size - 7 CD's) we think that guys should be measured by 7-11 donuts.
A 7-11 donut is approximately 42mm high, (1 & 5/8 inch).
how many are you?
WeiRD FaCTS:
The smallest fully functioning human penis recorded was 15mm in length when erect. That's round 5/8 of an inch
HaNDY PHRaSe:
japanese - "Sumimasen, sugu ni, poruno-ya wa shimaru desu"
translation - excuse me, (this) porno shop will be closing
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