Going out
What I hate about trying to decide to go out is the conflicting bits of your brain arguing with you. You’re too tired to go out and where your friends are at you know will be crappy and/or empty and you’re tired cos you’ve had a shitty day at work. So you decide to stay home and veg, but then the other side does its side of the argument. If you go out your with friends so it’ll be fun, you might have the best night & you might even get lucky. So you are stuck in a fix, do I go out or not. Eventually you realise the time you spent trying to decide and realize it’s too late and you haven’t even showered yet, so you don’t go out. But there’s a niggling little thought until you go to bed that if you went out you would’ve had a fantastic night. When you text you friends that your not going out they call you a wimp. 
But if you’re lucky when you get up in the morning there’s a text from 2am and it says “lucky you didn’t go out, it’s empty and crap tonight” 

My friends are leg humpers
Sometimes when I go out with my female friends and we are very drunk there’s a bit of drunken flirting, dancing, and if you’re lucky, snogging. It’s great at the time & sorta fun. But the a few days later you realize that yet again you went home alone. It’s like a delayed reaction. Its fun at the time but you know that your aint gunna get into the pants of your friends, and the flirting, dancing and snogging has scared off any potential interest. What the fuck do you do? Its one of those eternal triangles. If you snog them you may not get a snog from anyone else, but if you don’t you may not get a snog anyway and a snog from a friend is better than no snogs.

A stupid question from a time waster
A guy came in and checked every dvd for an hour, but left without buying anything. We get a few of these wankers but what made him a big wanker was the question he asked.
He came up to counter and asked if the girls in the lesbian videos where real women, not sex change ex-guys. What the fuck?

Opshop videos
I don’t understand why all these people who come into the shop i work at and tell me they got rid of their video and got a dvd player, what do they do if they want to record a show. But due to this the video rental places are full of dvds. And due to that so many opshops are selling the ex-rental stuff for dirt cheap. I got Omen 1-4 movies for $3 each, and a strange video from the uk called Bo Selecta, lots of weird local english humor and references to UK pop culture, so it'd go over most aussies heads, but it’s still weirdly funny.