STRaNGe FaCT: the black goo from bird-plane collisions is called “snarge”

SeX FaCT: gluteal sex is rubbing the penis between the butt cheeks (not the hole) for stimulation

word to describe a popular look in the gothic scene:
BaTHYCoLPiaN: deep bosomed

The b.c.p.s (billy connolly & pamela stephenson) rule: All golfers will be fucked and burned

StaticX & ill Nino
I went to a gig @ the palace in StKilda on Thursday night, StaticX & ill nino. I think I got there during the 1st song by StaticX, I walked around trying to work out where to go but then decided to go up the front. I got as close as possible, I sweated like a pig and loved it. Its been a while since ive been to a gig that big that close. I was half deaf and sweaty but happy as fuck at the end of the gig. Ive got one ill nino cd that I got 2nd hand, didn’t think much of it, nothing special. But they kicked ass live, not as good as StaticX but pretty impressive. After StaticX I noticed a lot of women trying to get up the front, and when I bumped into an old female friend in the crowd she reckoned the singer was a hottie and latin, so the girls wouldve loved him.
The night was good, the music was great, I went home happy.