PRoVeRB’S aGaiN:
“If you dig a hole for a lie, don’t dig it too deep”
nigerian
“a kind word never broke anyone’s mouth”
irish
“a house that has 2 mistresses is unswept”
persian
“if you curse a man, there will be 2 graves”
japanese

SeXuaL iNNueNDoS FroM StaRWaRS
“Judge me by my size, do you?”
- Yoda, after Luke exclaims “I cant. It’s too big”
“Now lets blow this thing and go home”
- Han Solo, encouraging Luke to aim for the shaft
“Impressive. Most Impressive”
- Darth Vader, upon seeing luke’s flexibility
“It’s possible he came through the south entrance”
- random rebel about Luke
“Luke, at that speed, do you think you’ll pull out in time?”
- another random rebel about Luke

HaHa VeRY FuNNY
Q - what’s got 4 legs and the face of a 6 year old?
A - a pitbull!

HoW To MaKe SoMeoNe uNCoMFoRTaBLe:
Put on a porno dvd and stare at them while they watch it, occasionally lick your lips for added disturbingness

BoWeL CHuGGiNG:
Give a wino an enema, then squeeze his belly while placing your lips on his anus. What comes out should give you a buzz because its got the alcohol in it that his fucked liver cannot process properly

DoN’T FuCK WiTH THe BaLDieS
Patrick Stewart said that when Gene Roddenbury was asked why he cast a bald guy as the captain of a starship in the 24th century, by then wont they have a cure for baldness. His answer was that by then no one would care if you were bald.

WoRD CoNFuSioN
In the USA the word pissed means angry and the word spew means to ejaculate. So if your out on the town and getting pissed don’t tell your american buddies that you are so pissed your gunna spew.

LaTiN LeSSoN
Sic itur ad astra
Such is the path to the stars