no chicken in the chicken shop
have you ever been into a shop that primarily sells one type of food, and theyve run out of it?
in the last couple of years i have been into Nandos and its less hot clone Oportos and have been told numerous times they have no chicken and itll be a 20 min wait for more. WTF!!!!! its a fucking chicken shop and you have no chicken, what are you selling, salads and chips? its happened at 1pm in the afternoon at one shop, thats totally fucking slack, are the managers retarded? dont they know that weekends are busier thatn weekdays? its strange that this has only happened to me in the past 5 years, it never happened when i was growing up, why are thses idiots opening franchises if they dont know how to order the right amount of food. i hope the fucker goes broke cos people walk out.

baked bean bloody mary
pour some tomato juice and vodka ibnto a glass, pour a tin of baked beans through a stariner so only the bean juice goes into the glass. add tabasco, worcester sauce and rim glass with a lemon.
drink!

so true!
a quote from Devin Townsend from the band Strapping Young Lad at a recent metal festival in the uk. "there's 10 guys here for every girl, welcome to the sausage festival"