RoCKiN ouT
if men rock out with their cock out, what do women do?

They jam out with their clam out!!!!!

ToNSiLiTiS SiDe eFFeCT
the last few days have been weird, every time I cough I burp!
maybe its the last side effect of the tonsillitis, fucked if I know but its sorta funny at the moment, soon it'll piss me off

CHeaTiNG
How to tell if a guys cheating on you
Get a dentist plaque disclosing tablet (it makes plaque go red) and put it in his bath. If he's had a blowjob recently remnants of the plaque will show up red on his dick