MeDiCaL NaMeS
Flatus Vaginalus - fanny fart
Natal Cleft - bum crack
Venus Observa - missionary position

Too MuCH
a customer came in and bought a vibrating penis extender, spanish fly & 2 different delay products (indian god lotion & sta erect creme)
I hope he doesnt overdo the delay stuff or he'll be waiting a week for the feeling to come back

GiRLS LoVe HiM
The longest human tongue ever recorded was that of Stephen Taylor and measures 9.5 centimetres (3.74 inches). The longest tongue for a female is that of Annika Irmler at 7 centimetres (2.76 inches)

BeaT QueeN
On the night of 21st. October 1953 John Gielgud was arrested for homosexual importuning in Chelsea and ordered to appear before a magistrate the following morning. On the charge sheet he described himself as 'Arthur Gielgud, 49, a clerk, of Cowley Street Westminster' and he pleaded guilty and apologised. He was fined £10. He had followed the usual practice of the time of giving a false job description in the hope that the press would not pick up on the incident. If he had been more bold he might also have given a false name but the best that he could bring himself to do was to give his name as Arthur Gielgud. (He should have followed Alec Guinness's example of seven years earlier in 1946 when he gave the name Herbert Pocket after a similar incident.)

SiX PaCK
I read a theory that a sixpack stomach isnt a expression of male powe but a muscular arnour to keep the world out.
I'm proudly open to the world!

PaNSeXuaL
definition of pansexual:
genitals are irrelevant, people are not!

DouBLe DooDLe
since 1609 there has been 80 documented cases of men with 2 penises!