FaKe FaLL FReaK
I was near prahran station around 5pm and saw a guy full over, so I walked over and helped him up, when I helped him up he kept on trying to fall over or walk towards the road. He said he wanted to end it all and jump in front of a car, I pulled him back from the road. He kept on trying to go on the road, but something didn’t seem right. So I left him and said something to him like "fine, go ahead" and walked off. He stopped trying to go onto the road and followed me to the station. I saw him walk along the station and say something to people as he passed them, probably something like "I’m gunna jump in front of the train", he said it to 3 people and then left the station, but I heard someone say "are you ok" he was doing the fake fall again! I heard him say something about jumping in front of the train but when the guy tried to stop him he just repeated it. The guy must’ve realized the fake fall guy was a nut and said something like "fuck off or ill call the cops" I walked out and saw the guy do another fake fall when another person was walking towards him. Id had enough of the nutter and was about to call 000 but as I held my mobile up to my ear the guy saw me and must’ve realized what I was doing and ran. He fucked off real quick. The train turned up and as I was traveling to the city I was wondering about why he does it, how often he does that stuff, did he run because he’s been in trouble with the cops for doing it previously, does he get off on it, and if I should’ve actually rang the cops and dobbed him in, 'cos someone could fall for his shit and get mega freaked out. So if your ever near prahran station keep an eye out for the fake fall guy.
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