NoT aLL R&B
I read recently that Janet Jackson likes to listen to nine inch nails during sex, but not all the time because, in her words, “you’d be bruised, cut up and a little raw”
Scary mental image there, but strangely trouser tightening

FuNNY QuoTe FRoM a DiRTY BooK
“… when he jizzed in her asshole, she drooled from her mouth like it was going right through her ass and down a tube to her throat.”

JaCK HaNDeY QuoTe
“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they’d never expect it”

WeiRD THiNGS LaTe aT NiGHT
I was catching a tram down st.kilda road recently and saw 2 possums wrestling in the middle of the road. They weren’t fucking, they were fighting. they seemed oblivious to the possibility of a car turning them into double roadkill. They looked up at the tram as I looked out at them. Weird

DreaM LooP
I had a couple of weird dreams recently
In one I was describing a dream to someone, the dream I was describing id never actually had outside of the dream. I was describing a dream I had about the actor colin farell, but then I realised I was actually telling colin farrell that I had a dream about him.
Was it a dream loop, was I telling him about the actual dream I was having?

SMeLLoViSioN
The other dream I had was that I could turn off my eyesight and see people with my sense of smell. They looked like multicloured clouds around a black shadow. Iwas telling people that with smellovision I could smell things way after theyd happened cos smells linger

PiCK uP LiNeS
-If you & i were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole?
-Id like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

SHaKeY LeG PeoPLe
what the fuck is up with all the shakey leg people on public transport, they cant sit still for 5 minutes without the leg bouncing up and down and shaking the whole fucking seat. are they fucking retarded, what the fuck i wrong with them, fuck off you shakey legged freak.

FaKe BReaSTS
a comment on fake boobies
"if the fishing lure doesnt look like a fish it aint gunna catch anything"