BRaiN & SPiDeY QuoTe & CoMiC

M.R.I
I just had another MRI. Was okay this time except when I started coughing. Its annoying to take out my piercing, had trouble putting it back in, so I had to wait till I got home to put it back in. Its strange lying in a tube with lots of noise, your head held in place by various things, and your only view is a little mirror that points to the people operating the machine from behind the glass. It’d make a great scene in a horror film, where you can’t move but can see it all happening in the little mirror.

i got my result, my brain hasnt changed but they gave me new pills cos the old ones (endep) just made me sleepy. Ive got Catapres 100 ($30, fuck!)
its ingredients are:Each Catapres 100 tablet contains 100 micrograms clonidine hydrochloride. The other ingredients are maize starch, colloidal anhydrous silica, povidone, stearic acid, calcium hydrogen phosphate, and lactose.

The more frequently reported side effects of Catapres are:
drowsiness (ill look like im on the nod)
dryness of the mouth (constant drinking will make me wee)
nausea and vomiting (no thanks)

Less frequently reported side effects of Catapres include the following:
* blurred vision ( i already wear glasses)
* lightheadedness when you stand up suddenly (what if you stand all day at work?)
* dizziness (the effect of booze without the booze)
* confusion (whats new?)
* headache (ive already got on you dumb fuck)
* sleep disturbances (nocturnal emmisions maybe)
* mental depression (just what i need)
* irrational or abnormal thoughts (what could be more abnormal than the ay i think now)
* irritability (grumpy old fart)
* decreased sexual drive / impotence (nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!)
* generally feeling unwell (duh)
* thinning of hair (i shave what i have off, no problems as long as its not myfacial hair)
* rash / hives / itching (ill have to cut my nails)
* constipation (2 hour poops)
* dryness of the nose and eyes (i get that with hayfever medicine anyway)
* pain in the salivary glands (huh?)
* tingling or numbness of the hands or feet (wierd?)
* larger breasts than normal, in men (woohoo, something to play with)
* slow or irregular heart beat (scarey)

i will post how it all goes with the new pills


QuoTe FRoM: by Peter Parker
in Ultimate Spider-Man Vol.11. Carnage
“Sure, now he’s just –
He’s just “one of those guys” who like to bust on everyone.
Just jokes, right? He gets to say and do what he wants because he has a basketball jacket and a nice haircut…
Because, really, in this world… I guess all you need is a nice haircut.
But here’s the thing…
He’s going to grow up.
He’s going to become a man.
And because you have rewarded him for his behavior year after year…
Because his parents don’t seem to care…
Because all he knows now is that its okay to act this way, to treat people like this…
…he’s going to grow up to be a full grown…
greedy, mean, selfish liar.
The world is full of them.
The world is run by them.
And your “friend” is one of them.
You need to learn this and learn this fast.
This is the world.”

FuCKiN FuNNY CoMiC
I recently borrowed “nextwave. Agents of H.A.T.E. This Is What They Want” from the library. It’s a fucking funny comic. Its full of strangeness, rudeness, bizzarness, insanity, and loves to take the piss out of the usual super hero poop. It laughed out loud while reading it.
Their leader is Monica Rambeau, she is a veteran superhero who can change part or all of her mass into any electromagnetic energy in the spectrum, and used to run the avengers (her mum always insisted she get a proper job, it was said that when her mum died she went to hell and is being used as a bucket by giant weasels dressed as cheerleaders, cos that’s what happens when you tell your kids to get a proper job). There’s Captain NNNN, a guy who got his superpowers from aliens while he was drunk, they never tell you what it means but he was beaten up by Captain America and woke up with a bar of soap in his mouth when he told him his name. There’s an android known as Machine Man who insists he be called Aaron Stack and keeps on referring to humans as fleshy ones. There’s Tabitha Smith who has the mutant powers of “blowing things up and stealing all your stuff”. And Elsa Bloodstone a the daughter of the near immortal monster hunter, and she wears a creepy gem that makes her superhumanly resistant to harm.
In the final fight they are attacked with the combat pterodactyl suit wearing Assault Pterosuit Flock, the samurai robots Samuroid Batch 23, the robotic Homicide Crabs and best of all Drop Bears!
After reading it I have the urge to refer to people as fleshy ones.

MoRe CHoC STuFF
Chocolate is not only pleasant of taste, but it’s a veritable balm of the mouth, for the maintaining of all glands and humors in a good state of health
- stephani blancardi, Italian physician (1650-1702)
Having chocolate in moderation, that’s about as useless as having sex with all your clothes on. Only an orgy of chocolate could possibly provide the satisfaction you crave
- anonymous