I don't know how many times I've been to a metal or punk gig and some shirtless sweaty douchebag is jumping around in the pit. These macho dickheads love flaunting their body and, strangely, have fuck all body hair. They're usually the fuckhead who spouts shit about "fucking fags". Seriously, you're in an environment that's 90% male, you have your shirt off and you're complaining about gay guys.
I have friends who are gay and love metal and punk, and really really hate shit like Lady GaGa and female celeb's who are supposed to be the voice of gay men. Imagine how awesome it must feel for a gay guy to be at a metal gig, good music, lots of leather & long hair and being surrounded by heaps of hot sweaty guys.
I have a theory, the straight guys who go home after a metal gig and are pumped up and horny as fuck, are like that cos they've spent the last few hours inhaling a large dose of testosterone through the smell of so many sweaty men.
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