30.3.12

Hints, Truth, Sluts & Size

Handy Horny Hints
an ordinary teaspoon, left in the fridge, makes a good substitute for ice cubes

The Truth:
If you're sober enough to get it up













You're sober enough to wear a condom


Slut Club
the rules of slut club
  1. do not talk about slut club
  2. always establish consent
  3. always use protection
  4. no one owes anyone anything
  5. if youre not having fun, go do something else
  6. dating is for civilians: make no promises, accept no conditions
  7. never fuck the same person twice
  8. never plan a shag more than half an hour in advance
  9. do not get involved in drama
  10. do not practice deception

Does It Fit?
i found this in a zine years ago

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