Poetry & Chocolate & Submission & Go Fuck Yourself

"Sonnet To The Asshole" 
by paul verlaine & arthur rimbaud

"Like a mauve carnation puckered up
And dim it breathes, meekly nestled
amid the foam
damp, too from caresses tracing the
smooth dome
of creamy white buttocks up to the innermost
rim"

You Think Your Shit Don't Stink
There is a practise known as chocolate mousse and it consists of a combination of a roman and brown shower.
The person swallows whipped cream and their partner gives them an enema with chocolate pudding.
Once prepared the person defecates the pudding on top of their partner and then vomits whipped cream on top.
This creates a dessert for one or both.

Submission or Subversion
To some this is vile and immoral

To others this is degrading and submission to patriarchal power and pleasure
the shocking truth is...

SOME WOMEN LIKE IT!

Striving for control over your own sexuality means not being manipulated by anyone's political agenda

Break The Rules
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want




Go Fuck Yourself!
guys, how many times have we all been told to do that!
well, here is how to do it, without having a rib removed or a massive flexible cock
what you need:

• Lube
• Small Cup
• An Ejaculating Butt Plug or Dildo

Have a wank or 3 into the small cup. If you want to, freeze it, and add to the amount when you want (try saving it until you get around a shot glass full of semen).
Pour the semen into the ejaculating buttplug/dildo.
Lube it up and slide it up your arse
Have a wank, at the same time as you cum squeeze the buttplug/dildo's bulb squirting your own semen up your own arse.

Congratulations, you've just fucked yourself and that's your semen dribbling down your leg.
Next time someone tells you to go fuck yourself, you can truthfully say "I have and it was fucking amazing"