I was trying to work out when I started thinking differently from other people about sexual stuff and I think it was when I was pretty young. I can remember walking to school and my brother, sister and me found a porno that'd been run over with a lawnmower. We tried to find stuff that like boobies and doodles. I remember finding a small picture of a guy going down on a girl. I looked at it and couldn't work it out. I'd heard of dick sucking but this was weird, my young mind thought that theres nothing down there for guys to suck on girls, so that must be a guy with tits getting his dick sucked, I THOUGHT IT WAS A GUY WITH TITS!!!!
It was most likely childhood ignorance but I also like to think of it as the beginning of my long descent into hetro-queerness
Pussy Snot?
I remember being at high school and the guy who lost his virginity first was asked if he had licked the girls pussy and what did it taste like. He answered that it tasted sort of like SNOT. Of course we couldn't say he was lying cos none of us had actually done it even though we would never admit to being a virgin. So for years so many guys, myself included, probably thought that pussy tasted like snot. I wonder what was going through the mind of all the people told this lie when they actually got down to doing it.
I am big fan of cunnilingus, its awesome, the view from down there is spectacular and I am very happy that it doesn't taste like snot.
Missing The Clit: Truth or Lie
I wonder if the old "he has no idea where the clit is" quote is a lie or exaggeration. I mean seriously, how the fuck can people not find it. How fucking stupid are these people and why are you letting them anywhere near your pussy?
If its true please pass this info on: find the wet spot you want to stick your dick in and go up a little, find the small bump, you'll know if you've found it, she will let you know in the best possible way.
Drunk Tongue
I remember being at high school and the guy who lost his virginity first was asked if he had licked the girls pussy and what did it taste like. He answered that it tasted sort of like SNOT. Of course we couldn't say he was lying cos none of us had actually done it even though we would never admit to being a virgin. So for years so many guys, myself included, probably thought that pussy tasted like snot. I wonder what was going through the mind of all the people told this lie when they actually got down to doing it.
I am big fan of cunnilingus, its awesome, the view from down there is spectacular and I am very happy that it doesn't taste like snot.
Missing The Clit: Truth or Lie
I wonder if the old "he has no idea where the clit is" quote is a lie or exaggeration. I mean seriously, how the fuck can people not find it. How fucking stupid are these people and why are you letting them anywhere near your pussy?
If its true please pass this info on: find the wet spot you want to stick your dick in and go up a little, find the small bump, you'll know if you've found it, she will let you know in the best possible way.
Drunk Tongue
This is one of those friend of a friend stories.
A guy and girl had been out drinking and had gone home frisky as all fuck. He went down on her like a champ and the rest of the nights activities are their business, not ours.
But the next morning he wakes up hungover as expected, but his tongue is swollen and he could hardly talk. Him and his girlfriend eventually worked out that cos they were both drunk he'd been gone down on her for a while. The alcohol had meant her orgasm had taken longer to come and it had dulled any pain in his tongue and well as any perception of time for both of them.
So when go out drinking and then go down, be careful, you might hurt yourself.
But the next morning he wakes up hungover as expected, but his tongue is swollen and he could hardly talk. Him and his girlfriend eventually worked out that cos they were both drunk he'd been gone down on her for a while. The alcohol had meant her orgasm had taken longer to come and it had dulled any pain in his tongue and well as any perception of time for both of them.
So when go out drinking and then go down, be careful, you might hurt yourself.
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