BLaH BLaH BLaH PRoVeRBS:
“do good, and you will find good”
berber
“dirty water cannot be washed”
african
“the one who suffers much knows much”
west african
“eggs and vows are easily broken”
japanese
“even the tongue and the teeth quarrel now and then”
african
“a man should not rub butts with a porcupine”
ashanti
“even the nibbling rabbit can gorge itself to death”
tibetan
“five fingers are not equal”
turkish
“first man drinks wine, then wine drinks wine, then wine drinks man.”
japanese
“feed a raven and it will pick out your eyes”
french
“fear is no obstacle to death”
west african
“evil may spring from the tiniest thing”
irish
“a quick temper does not bring quick success”
japanese
“four galloping horses cannot overtake the tongue”
confucius
“give a dog a bad name and it will begin to stink”
american

MiND YouR oWN FuKN BuSiNeSS
I was walking to the tram stop on saturday morning on the way to work, when some pudgy bogan fuckwit woman told me to “smile, it cant be that bad” I was about to say mind your own fucking business when she added “are you looking for a girl?” that’s when I just mumbled “No” and kept going.
The first comment I've been getting for years, why the fuck is it any of their business why I look this way, maybe I should’ve told her to stop eating shit and exercise then shed lose some weight and get so much attention she wouldn’t have to be so concerned with strangers moods
The second comment freaked me out and made me feel sick, do I look so desperate that id be looking for a prossie at 8am.
Fucking nosey people piss me off.

JoKe:
How do metallica like their toast?
Buttery, buttery, BUT-TER-RY!

I FeeL oLD
I was in tram and a bunch of emo girls were on it. Doing makeup, hair, changing out of school uniforms. They were so loud I couldn’t help but listen to them. They seemed to be going to an all ages gig at the hifi bar. They were talking about getting a tshirt, jacket, shirt, etc. of the main band, they seemed to be more interested in the clothes than the music, I never heard them once mention the music. When we passed a hairdresser they got all excited cos someone was wearing a “hey ho lets go” tshirt, not a ramones shirt and hey ho lets go shirt. Id just bought some shoes at the converse factory outlet and they got excited when they spotted my bags as I left the tram, I heard one of them say “ooh, converse”. Very lame ladies.

BiSeXuaL FuTuRe
If humans ever get off earth and meet aliens there may be extreme differences in the gender of the aliens we meet. But knowing humans they’ll try to be fucked by or fuck the aliens. Eventually when the humans get back to earth they will realize than gender is not as important as we think and most people will be bisexual 'cos they fuck aliens genders why not both earth ones.

MeRCHaNDiSe
Smart bands now should make more tshirts and hoodies than cds, cos fans can download the bands stuff from the net but its harder to bootleg a piece of clothing and a hoodies sells for up to $70, you’d get more profits than a cd would.

GooD ReTaiL iDea
UK lingerie shop Coco der Mer has added a monitor and webcam to their change rooms so you can email pics of yourself to friends
www.coco-de-mer.co.uk